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Harry Potter, Disney, Avengers, Johnny Depp, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and some other random stuff is what you'll get.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE
Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING
Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT
Tom Hiddleston: YO MAMA SO FAT she contains all the love from the world in her heart
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THE KIDS BOP VER. OF GANGNAM STYLE GOD FRICKING
THEY DONT EVEN SAY HEY SEXY LADY THEY JUST GO HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LADY
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captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:
captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:
I am 600% done.
this is perfect
in a manly fashion tho
which one of you cretins deleted my comment
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today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
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